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aralias ([identity profile] aralias.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] elviaprose 2014-05-12 08:41 pm (UTC)

1. i love rhett and link! i didn't know anyone else knew of them :)

2. The fact that Aftermath is based on the Tempest. Which other Shakespeare plays, if any, would have made good B7 eps?

that is a really weak tempest reference. so much so that you coild pretty much say anything was a reference to a shakespeare play...

but good question.

-The fact that the worst swear word anyone says in B7 is "damn." Do other swears exist in the Federation?

i think people say hell as well... but yes. i don't usually write them using other swear words (i think) except to talk about sex... although it's probably not entirely right that i do this.

-The fact that the Liberator looks so big compared to the London. Where's the episode that features Avon and Blake getting lost together inside the ship?

PUT IT ON THE MEME

-The fact that I don't like to see Avon impregnated

and yet you were the one to write it! almost. i haven't actually seen that many mpreg avon fics. like... two. one was really bad, and the other was really sad and poorly explained. maybe you would like avon mpreg if it wasn't shit ;) although i do think mpreg is creepy. but i also think, as much as you don't like ot see avon disappointed, i love to put avon into terrible situations that make him have too many feelings. so more than anyone else (i have never been tempted before), i am semi tempted...

-The fact that Carnell could write an amazing advice column, if he wanted to

something like this one assumes.

dear carnell,
i desperately want a super weapon that nobody else knows about. please help.
S

dear S,
my advice is to find an incredibly talented scientist with an inferiority complex and then misclassify him as a lower grade than his ability merits. he will then perform above his already considerable ability, produce the weapon you crave, and run away from the authorities - at which point you can pick up the weapon and live happily ever after (unlike everyone else!). if you need more information, please contact me personally. i can definitely help with this. WARNING: if i do not get all the information i need this plan may fail.
carnell.

dear carnell,
i fear that i am in love with a man i thought i hated, who has left me and doesn't seem to be coming back. what should i do?
lonely out in space

dear lonely,
i suggest you find him and tell him how you really feel. unless there's some reason that this isn't a good plan that you haven't told me. if you're still worried, perhaps look back at your previous relationships and see if there is anything you can learn from how they turned out.
good luck!
carnell


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