Stealing a meme...

[elviaprose]

Name ~3 B7 fics you think I wouldn't ever, ever write, and I'll try to write a snippet of at least one of them.

I know I don't write that often, so it might not be obvious. :/

Comments

[executrix.livejournal.com]

1. Tarrant is evil. Really, really, evil. Maybe so evil he actually has a fluffy white cat.
2. Blake tells Avon he loves him, but Avon says Cally Would Kill You if You Tried Anything.
3. 101 Things To Do with A Double-Bladed, Serrated Knife.

[clocketpatch]

1. Vila marries Jenna, and Cally, and Dayna, and Soolin, and Servalan... at the same time. His harem all get along perfectly and enjoy cooking Vila gourmet dinners, house cleaning, and taking care of all the mini!Vilas which have resulted.
2. The Liberator spontaneously transforms into a fluffy white cat named Princess Fluffypeep. The crew are all turned into small ducklings who ride on her back.
3. Avon-Cally bodyswap - in the style of Ben Stead

[thisbluespirit]

I'm not sure what you wouldn't write, so...

1. Avon murders Vila.

2. In S2, Blake decides everyone else is right and rebellion is a silly idea. He settles down with Jenna, Avon with Cally. (Vila sulks.)

3. B7/JC crossover (not fusion).

[aralias.livejournal.com]

1. Avon/Cally - post Terminal they finally confront their romantic feelings about each other in Servalan's medical unit

2. Post Orbit - Avon/Vila, Vila is very very sad so Avon comforts him with sex and hot chocolate

3. Avon viciously rapes Jenna post 'Duel'