30 days of Blake, day 9

[elviaprose]

Today's topic is something that made you think.


-The fact that Aftermath is based on the Tempest. Which other Shakespeare plays, if any, would have made good B7 eps?
-The fact that the worst swear word anyone says in B7 is "damn." Do other swears exist in the Federation?
-The fact that I read Avon, A Terrible Aspect. Why?
-The fact that Blake didn't come back. Why not?
-The fact that Blake has no hair on his chest. Why not?
-The fact that I love Mission to Destiny.
-The fact that the Liberator looks so big compared to the London. Where's the episode that features Avon and Blake getting lost together inside the ship?
-The fact that Avon only got handsomer (YMMV)
-The fact that the fashion statement that aged the best is Servalan's haircut
-The fact that I don't like to see Avon disappointed
-The fact that I don't like to see Avon impregnated
-The fact that Carnell could write an amazing advice column, if he wanted to

I - am a thoughtful guy. I think alotta thoughts; about alotta things.
I think about space and the vastness of it.
I think about cake and how much I love it.
I think about if Wal Mart is good or evil
I think tattoos are cool - on other people.

-Rhett and Link


1. What you wish happened
2. Favourite guest character
3. Your song/fan mix for the show
4. Favourite photo/screenshot
5. An unpopular/cracky opinion you hold
6. Worst decision
7. Best use of a hoary old trope
8. Something that made you happy
9. Something that made you think
10. Something that made you laugh
11. Best series opener
12. Best season finale
13. Which character would you like to go to lunch with?
14. Talk about the music
15. Best scene involving music/dancing
16.Favourite quote(s)
17. Favourite non-romantic OTP
18. Most surprising moment
19. Favourite location
20.Favourite costume/clothing/accessory
21. Favourite character moment
22. Something from your head fanon
23.Best fight
24. Best scene
25. All the pairings you ship
26. Best weapon
27. Most taxing problem
28. Favourite director
29. Best scene involving eating/drinking
30.The coolest thing

Comments

[aralias.livejournal.com]

dear carnell,
what mascara do you use?
jenna s

dear jenna,
it's all natural *wink*
carnell

dear carnell,
i'm worried that my boss is making increasingly irrational and dangerous decisions. i do appreciate that he's trying to do what he thinks is right, and i don't want to leave him, but really - pretending to be a bounty hunter to try and recruit freedom fighters? that's a VERY DANGEROUS scheme. and it's highly irrational! what should i do??
worried of gauda prime

dear deva,
first i'd suggest giving me fewer clues to your identity! though it does help me to answer your question. tell blake to reconsider his scheme ASAP! i sense DEADLY DANGER afoot if he continues down this path. also, tell him to beware of a certain man in black. i fear he is a little too invested at this point.
carnell

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"See!" Deva said, thrusting the newspaper under Blake's nose. "See, Blake! What did I tell you? This plan will lead to disaster!"

"Puppeteers have been wrong in the past," Blake said. He took the paper from Deva's hand, glanced at it, stared more closely, and sighed. "I'm more worried that you've given away our location to a known associate of the Federation. Are we going to have to move again?"

"Never mind about the move!" Deva said hecticly. He stabbed at the paper with a finger. "Did you see? He used capital letters for deadly danger. Blake, you have to stop this-"

"Deva, he's working for the Federation," Blake said. "He only told you this was an awful plan to make us stop it. Trust me - nothing can go wrong. And besides," Blake said with a smile, "Travis is dead. He should really check his facts before he makes these predictions." He threw the paper back on the table, and went out in search of the girl named Arlen.

[clocketpatch]

That is brilliant. I especially love Avon being mistaken for Travis, because yessss.

[aralias.livejournal.com]

:D

[elviaprose.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D

You didn't know I liked Rhett and link? I didn't know you liked Rhett and Link! :D

Noooo. Aftermath is very based on the Tempest. ;D

This advice column is hilarious and wonderful. So many great touches.

if you need more information, please contact me personally. i can definitely help with this.

That's oddly cute.

I don't believe that's all natural, Carnell!

I love that Carnell's advice to Avon is completely sensible and good advice columnist advice, but also specifically applicable to him. And also totally not going to help at all.

All of it is great--great tone, great jokes, and yes, Blake mistaking Avon for Travis was a good idea, I agree :D

[thisbluespirit]

:lol: Oh, dear, oh, dear.

[lycoris.livejournal.com]

Oh God, that is so wrong and yet so hilariously right. OH BLAKE NO. LISTEN TO DEVA.